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I went to see the premier of World War Z in Chicago last night.
I went into the movie with zero expectation to see a good movie. Well, I was wrong. Now I haven’t read the book (I know shame on me, but I will one day!) so I’m not really sure how it compares to it.
However as a movie, it was one of the few movies in a while that made me hold my breath and jump in my seat. It actually had me leaning over to my friend a few times just to whisper “oh my god….”
Now I’m a fan of the classic slower zombies, ones that operate purely on the instinct to feed. But the way that this movie made these zombies actually had me enjoying the “breed” so to speak.
Now don’t get me wrong there were moments that made me giggle or face-palm but I still came out of that movie having enjoyed it.
(Zombie in blue = me
Zombie in red = sjmartwork.tumblr.com
Zombie in white = Lorie )

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1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
my life is over now
My mind is blown
And there goes my sanity
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fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
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You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.
YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
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i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
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Question:
My dad lost 40 pounds in a month and he wasn't even that fat with this. Me and you should do it together I need to drop weight for summer go to bit(.)ly/tumblrdiet
Asked by Anonymous
Answer:
Ummm how about no, spambot? I don’t know about you but I can rock a bikini.





